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The bravest woman on Earth.
I love her. Forever reblog.
I’m so happy she won. An inspiration for everyone.
old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
old me: it was a long war.
grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE